Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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