im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
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Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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