The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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