i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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