Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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