So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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