I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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