The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Still dying that you shit outside
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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