We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
