are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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