i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
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