So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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