Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
being pregnant is like rehab
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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