I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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