I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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