Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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