i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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