my mouth tastes like poor choices
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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