I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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