so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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