that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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