i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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