It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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