We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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