i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Randomize
