I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
We don't watch enough power rangers
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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