We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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