I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Randomize