Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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