I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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