my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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