My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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