Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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