Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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