Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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