Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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