Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
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The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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