I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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