are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
