My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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