I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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