dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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