I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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