Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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