I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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