Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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