I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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