"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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