3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize