Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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