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say what?
wanna hang out?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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