They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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