you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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