i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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