If that was your dad, he is hot
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?