i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny