Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?